Feel Free Read How To Create a Stand-Up Comedy Routine: And Rule The World DOC

A joke is sort of like a ball, you keep wondering why the thing is getting bigger, and bigger…then it hits you.And you laugh. But why are jokes funny?Why are chickens crossing roads funny? You cross them all the time and nobody laughs. Perhaps you wish for a time when all chickens everywhere can run free and cross whatever road they like and not be satirically persecuted. But until that time, why the heck did you laugh?And then you have a brilliant idea; if only you could bottle this weird funny thing and dispense it to people a little at a time. You could be like the gas station attendant of ‘hilarity’. And you wonder if there is a name for this sort of thing, maybe you’re the first person to come up with it? You’ll be rich!But no, unfortunately there are indeed ‘hilarity’ dispensers, they call themselves comedians. It’s a secrets, sort of, society of crazy like-minded maniacs that deal in a type of gold.They are the priest of merriment, the splitters of sides, the slappers of sticks and knees, the crafty monsters of the ridiculous.And they worship that one most impossible of impossibilities, the joke.Hallowed are the halls where the priests of comedy sit and ponder hilarity, hoopla, and other humorous hi-jinks. Heavy are the brows that sweat and toil in mental profundity trying to refine that most precious jewel; the belly laugh…and you think, I want in on that.Well today is your lucky day my clever birds, for here in this grimoire of high spirits and satire, written in digital ink distilled from the sweat of a thousand holy comedians, you will find the secrets of the joke.* I shall show you how a joke is created, step by step.* I will show you how to strings these wonderful golden nuggets of merriment into a riot starting comedy routine.* I will show you how to create the funniest material possible so that you can become a great stand-up comic, a great comedy writer, blogger, or just the greatest wagging wit about town.* Because I like the jib in your cut, I will let you in on the most amazing concept; ‘the art of persuasion through comedic injection’.* And, I will show you how this funny business can cure what ails you, can exorcise your inner and outer demons, and relax your possibly tired frame.Why is it that some people are able to get so much from others? Are they born irresistibly charming?Well…yes, some people are just born with a charismatic flare, or good looks, that allow them to get the lovers, the discounts prices, the job, the good grades, and just about anything that they want from other people.But there are others out there bright enough to realize that there is a way to develop this amazing skill, this ability to fascinate people to your will. This book shows you how to develop this amazing skill. Would you like to charm the world around you and get just about anything you want?Would you like to find a way to get over your shyness and literally charm the pants off of that lovely person that you like?Would you like to learn how to charm your way into that perfect job?Would you like to fascinate others into wanting what you have to sell?Would you like to have a the best tweets, the best blog, and a cult following online?Would you believe me if I told you that all of this is possible with a comedy routine and a joke?Come on in! Let me show you how to rule the world one laugh at a time :)